The Great Lakes Laboratory employed a licensed boat captain to man its research vessel. Reportedly, the captain couldn't swim. A newcomer, learning of this, approached him about it.
"Is it true?" the newcomer asked incredulously. "You, a boat captain, can't swim?"
"No, I can't," the captain replied. "Can pilots fly?"
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Tips to help maintain balance between work roles and personal health and well-being.
Helping kids learn about world hunger while raising money.
Denominationally-affiliated resources dealing with the tragedy in Haiti.
Prayer stations to help your students process the tragedy in Haiti that can be adapted when another disaster strikes.
Saturday • July 31 • 2010